Introducing the latest fast food craze...

Chicken sandwich this...chicken strips that...chicken chicken chicken...it must be a conspiracy to divert our attention away from the real issue...the near extinction of the chuckwagon! This mystery meat sandwich of the 60's and 70's was an inexpensive yet delightfully tasty sandwich that one could enjoy plain or with everything...including cheese! Don't allow this chicken craze to destroy the great American hamburger. Every chicken sandwich you eat...is one less cheeseburger getting consumed. If more and more cheeseburgers go without being consumed...overpopulation leads to extinction and what a sad world would this be without cheeseburgers....hamburgers...sliders! Think...just think before you bring that crispy, tender, juicy chicken sandwich to your face...is this really what I want?


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